D'you know what PMS stands for? PLEASE MAKE it STOP! When I woke up Friday morning, I knew something was amiss. But I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Or button the button that goes on it. Or slide it up over my fluid retaining hips! "Oh CRAP!!!" I'm PMSing! Which really should make it stand for Please Make it Stop!!! My PMSing isn't so much cranky as a bit impatient and VERY emotional! And then, when I feel like all hope is lost, out pops a pimple! It's like a little gift! I never had acne much in high school and I don't now EXCEPT when I'm PMSing.
I think there should be a blogger special. "Bloated Blogger Day" and we all wear our PMSing outfits. You know the ones, the voluminous skirts, tent like dresses, trying to find earrings bigger than our faces and slip on shoes that won't leave dents in our swollen feet. Above, please find my first entry (obviously they'll be monthly; or as menopause starts, they'll be sporadic posts!).
I have a theory about the first day of a woman's menstrual cycle each month. On that day, I get to eat whatever I want and do whatever I want. I completely pamper and coddle myself. And seriously, I can eat NON STOP! As I'm eating one meal, I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat next!! Alright! Who's on board? Post those bloated pics!!!! Let's show the world how real PMSing fashion bloggers roll!