Hullo Dah-links! Zerene iz not here today. Ez me….Zsa Zsa! I told Zerene I vant to show all her lovely readers my faaabulous fur collar. Don’t I look simply SCRUMPTIOUS dah-link? But of COURSE I do! I’m wearing my vonderful fur scarf, dah-link! See how it frames the money-maker dah-link? Yes Yes, I’m ageless I know, but it zertainly helps to have a family of rabbits to wear around your neck….those Dee-LITEFUL creatures! Why dah-link! Have you ever seen an ugly rabbit?! But of course NOT! Zese lovely fur dumplings were given to me by Jean Von Franz, a uber-vealthy trader in French baseball trading cards dah-link. I told Jean I absolutely could NOT accept zuch an extravagant gift, but LIEBCHEN, he put on such the zad face, why I could not disappoint the poor man!
Oh my! I must run….but excuse me dah-link…..I must be chauffered! I have a public that awaits! Why dah-link! I have the hair! I have the face! I have the clothes! What poor woman has to do without because I have it ALL dahlink!?! Zerene will be back next time; but be assured dah-link. She won’t be as glamorous as MOI! Auf Wiedersehen!
Zsa Zsa’s Look:
FUR SCARF: Thrifted for $1!!!! (Don’t believe Zsa Zsa when she says it was given to her by an amorous admirer!)